What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What does a passable feminine crossdresser look like?

Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What are the pros and cons of arranged marriages?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do people mourn when their leaders lose elections? Is it common for people to cry over events that are out of their control?

-J W Pepper

From Russia With Love

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What measures are shipping companies taking to navigate around conflict zones like the Red Sea and Black Sea?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do girls in Indian top colleges wear shorts?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

You Only Live Twice

Why are black people seen as scary or a threat to some people?

-”Ah so!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-All the bad guys are black.

Why should we share our wife with others?

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

While emptying a house, have you ever seen something in it that blew your mind?

Dr No

Moonraker

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why is Elon Musk so ugly?